readx; 「對了,那個吳萊好像就是去年被評為最牛的那個人。<-》【難怪啊,人家真的很牛,名至實歸。試問眾兒郎,誰人可比肩?」網絡無比發達,吳萊很快就被人人肉出來了。去年在王飛的婚禮上,吳萊就出盡了風頭,多位重量級領導參加婚禮都是為了找他,最後他更是被評為最牛的人。
「現在,請允許我向大家介紹另一位美麗的女士安妮少將。她是我華夏宇宙太空部隊總司令,大秦艦隊總指揮官,華夏國防大學太空學院院長。」no。1繼續介紹道。
安妮亮了亮相,端莊,大氣,吸引了無數男士的眼球。
「哇塞,美女總司令,總指揮官,我喜歡。」
「天啦,我的女神!」
「安妮安妮我愛你,就像老鼠愛大米!」
「還是國防大學的太空學院院長,我一定要去報考國防大學太空學院。」
「國防大學太空學院?國防大學有這樣一個學院嗎?不管怎麼樣,我一定要轉學,跟安妮將軍學習太空戰知識。」
「老天爺,殺了我吧,不知道將來哪個該死的混蛋能有幸娶到她做老婆,這樣的事情如果發生,我會徹底心碎的……」
「玉皇大帝啊,如來佛祖啊,求你一定要保佑俺,讓俺在夢裡和她相會啊,俺今晚一定要做個和她相會的春夢……哎呀!誰tm打我……啊!我知道錯了,你們別打了!別打了!求你們了!」
「呸!齷齪猥瑣男,活該!」
「你這骯髒齷齪的王八蛋敢如此玷污我們心目中的女神,我們打的就是你。」
……
no。1高度評價道:「正是這兩位英雄,我們才得能對抗強大的外星艦隊。外星人要我們投降,那是不可能的。他們的實力,根本奈何不了我們華夏。相反,他們還有可能葬身於太空之中。所以,讓我們所有華夏人民團結起來,戮力同心,眾志成城,將外星侵略者徹底消滅,將勾結外星人的偽地球聯盟推翻,還地球一個朗朗乾坤。」
「華夏萬歲。趕走侵略者,保護我們的家園。」
「一切為了和平!」
「推翻偽地球聯盟,還地球一個朗朗乾坤!」
……
「那個安妮難道就是那個最美新娘?」
「我去,她竟然嫁給了那個王飛,真是一朵鮮花插在牛糞上了啊!」
「我恨啊!為什麼自己喜歡的女人總是成為別人的老婆呢?」
「我要和那個王飛單挑。」
……
吳萊被人人肉出來,安妮自然也免不了。
正當華夏大肆宣傳吳萊等人時,地球聯盟內部卻亂成了一團,眾大佬都為華夏的強大所震驚。本來,外星人擁有那麼多艘星際戰艦,完全可以不可一世,可沒想到華夏突然打了他們一個漂亮的伏擊戰,讓他們損失慘重,這讓眾大佬跌爆眼球。
「什麼?華夏竟然這麼厲害,連外星人的艦隊都吃了大虧?」
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「難道他們和另外的外星人勾結起來了?」
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